Friday, February 4, 2011

Thank God Paris Hilton Will Clear This Up For Us


Slow news day here. According to this article in the reliably cheeky but solid English language German news site The Local, noted party girl/ celebutard and apparent mass transit enthusiast Paris Hilton is in the southwest German city of Stuttgart to, ahem, "educate herself" on the controversial Stuttgart 21 rail project. In a nutshell, Stuttgart 21 is a move to make the medium-sized city (best known as the HQ for both Porsche and Mercedes-Benz) a bit more relevant in terms of intra-European travel by means of an ultra modern train station (remember that trains are a preferred method of travel for many Euros) that will connect high speed rail to both Paris--the one in France, not the person in the photo-- and eventually Budapest Hungary. As tends to be the case with these sorts of massive public works projects, there are protests, problems, and accusations of malfeasance aplenty. I don't have a dog in this fight myself, though my personal observation of the Stuttgart station (I have been through there a couple times) is that there is definitely room for improvement, and that Nuremberg, a smaller city, has a much larger and more efficient train depot. But thank the stars that Ms. Hilton is making the effort to bone up on this boondoggle while taking time out of spokesperson-ing that undrinkable champagne in a can swill that she flogs.

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